how’s the weather there? is it cold in chicago?
… and the next thing you’re going to do is tell me about how fucking warm it is in Florida. Oh, isn’t that a delightful thing, to be able to call someone in Chicago who is not your friend who is working while you are splayed like a beached octopus beside the pool in fucking Boca Raton. Do you know that mean’s “Rat’s Mouth”? Well, it does. I wish you’d catch the bubonic plague.
“It’s great here!” I say, “PERFECT temperature. Best city in the WORLD.”
I wouldn’t get to upset. If you live in Florida the ONLY thing you can brag about is the weather. Let them have their fun!
This happens almost every day. Sometimes multiple times a day. Same person. He just likes calling me and bragging.
My fist yearns to get to know his face on an intimate and high velocity basis.
personally I’d watch for a hurricane or something in Florida and call him
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