Cinnamon, Queen of the Interwebz

morninggloria:

Mostly because I hate vampires, making out, and making out with vampires.

I’m resigned to the fact that my hands will always smell a little like garlic. 

 I have a friend that works at a local hotel; he tells me stories about the weird people he has to deal with there. The other day a woman checked in that reeked of garlic, he said it was staggering, like she’d bathed in it. After he got done checking her in and was hoping she’d go away so he could breath again, she leans over the desk and askes if the restaurant is still open. “Yes” he says, eyes watering from the fumes. Sure enough her next question is “Do they serve garlic bread?”

Were you in Chippewa Falls about 2 weeks ago??