Keeping up with the slimming and maturing trend, Hallmark announced its update of ’80s icon Rainbow Brite in 2009. When re-released in January 2010, she will be taller and thinner, but still wearing an outfit similar to her first one. The new dolls and horses will be available in Target and Toys“R”Us this month while the new version already graces RainbowBrite.com. Her figure and looks are the only things to change; she is still the queen of Rainbow Land, riding atop her horse Starlite with pals Twinkle and Puppy Bright not far behind. Photos courtesy of Hallmark.
NO THANK YOU.
Fuck this noise.
FUCK. IT.
I gave minisparks my Rainbow Brite from back in the day, and she is awesome in all her glorious 80’s fashions and flow-bee hair. She’s a little girl who likes rainbows. Who doesn’t? She and minisparks play, trading hair elastics and talk to the Ugly Dolls.
Ms. Brite isn’t supposed to look like Heidi Montag’s new, ridiculous face with the body of a bikram yoga instructor.
Assholes.
NO NO NO NO NO I AM SICK OF THIS FUCKERY!!!!!! She doesn’t need to look like a teenager, she’s not a character for teens or pre-teens.
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