Cinnamon, Queen of the Interwebz

morninggloria:

faithandbegorrah:

Sure, everyone complains about “panties,” “phlegm,” and “moist,” but nothing - NOTHING - grosses me out quite as much as that ridiculous word.

Lovemaking is something that’s done on a bearskin rug in front of a fire, sensual Kenny G playing in the background and matching couples cable knit sweaters thrown haphazardly aside.

Lovemaking always occurs in the missionary position. 

People who say “making love” sometimes say “making whoopie” when they’re drunk or on a game show.

 I would also like to add “lover” to this rant. That word skeeves me out.